You're an old smoothie, I'm an old softie I'm just like putty in the hands of a boy like you You're an old meanie, I'm a big b**bie I just go nutty in the hand of a boy like you Poor me, you played me for a sap Poor you, you thought you'd laid a trap Well dear, I think it's time you knew You've done just what I wanted you to Silly old smoothie, crafty old softie I'll stick like putty to the hand of a boy like you Poor me, you played me for a sap Poor you, you thought you'd laid a trap Well dear, I think it's time you knew You've done just what I wanted you to Silly old smoothie, crafty old softie I'll stick like putty to the hand of a boy like you I just go nutty in the hand of a boy like you