Eliza Skinner - Drop the Mic w/ Usain Bolt lyrics

[Verse 1: James Corden] Usain Bolt, nice to meet you Now not to be cold but it sounds like you named yourself when you were five years old After all those races you won in Brazil You're about to lose to a man who's standing still Now athletes aren't great at math so I hope this helps You have fourteen gold medals less than Michael Phelps For real, tell me what it's like to have a career That people only care about once every four years Yeah, yeah Yeah, alright let's do this [Verse 2: Usain Bolt] In Jamaica we're taught "One Love" in school But I'm sorry, Bob Marley, I'ma break that rule You think you're a star but little do you know Most people in here think they're watching the Kevin James show You never should have started You probably should have fled I run my race in ten seconds You last that long in bed You woke the lightning bolt You don't try to backpedal My neck is starting to hurt Hold on, hold my gold medal [James Corden] Reggie, will you hold these for me and then go and put them on Ebay? Thank you Okay Alright You're good [Verse 3: James Corden] Jamaicans all love you, which is no surprise For a country where one in three people is high If the [?] of the world's fastest man is true Then how am I the one that's running circles around you? When your endorsements dry up Hey, you can call me We always need more PAs to run and get me coffee I'm gonna murder you on the mic Then go ahead and win this Take a selfie with your corpse I know you like a photo finish [Usain Bolt] James, you talk a lot I must say, you talk a lot But let's go [Verse 4: Usain Bolt] Die in the show, James? That ain't right I can't die worse than what you do here every night We all agree Carpool Karaoke is super And it's practice for you next job: driving an Uber You can't win tonight, no need to try Think, have you ever seen me lose to a white guy? I can't believe you entered this battle to be a winner You only can outrun me if someone yells "DINNER!" [Verse 5: James Corden] You can run but you can't hide You're f**ing 6' 5'' So look out everybody, Frankenstein's arrived On the mic I'm a lion, and you you're just a cub Here's a tip: stop taking photos with girls at the club You're in love with Rihanna? That's not gonna happen at all If you want to talk to her, here's my phone Just press return missed call It must be bittersweet to achieve your dreams And still live in the shadow of a bobsled team [James Corden] Build a rhyme [Usain Bolt] I'm about to bring the fire now [Verse 6: Usain Bolt] So you saw Cool Runnings on your couch one night While was in the gym making that movie my life I'm the fastest human being in the history of racing You know who has the lowest show in the history of ratings I tried to watch your show and all I could think This show should end faster than one of my sprints I have nine gold medals the last time that I checked That's one for every time that you had s**