Eliza Skinner - Drop the Mic v. David Schwimmer and Rebel Wilson lyrics

[Verse 1: James Corden] Millennials, let me introduce you to this guy His name is David, he was famous in '95 Cause that's when he was on TV then Now it's 2016 and he has no "Friends" Get it? No friends, not famous ever again He was a Kardashian on TV but that was only for pretend You played Robert and that was a great combo But you are so white, you shoulda probably played the Bronco What I'm saying is, this battle's a blockbuster So I'm sad, I know you're going to spit something lacklustre But now you got the chance to prove you've got balls While I ignore you like Jennifer Aniston does your calls [Verse 2: David Schwimmer] A Brit in America's your one claim to fame We all know as an actor your roles were all the same The heavy best friend, the humorous sidekick With a belly so big you can't find your own... Dickens, the author we all read as kids He's British like you, but people know who he is You must be a masochist, you want to battle me? This won't end well, mate, it's not "Love, Actually" To be clear, I love the English, I married your kind But why your wife chose you: my bad, she blind? Rap was born in this country, you're a tourist here Do us a favor, James, just change your career [Verse 3: James Corden] Ohhh, come on, David Schwimmer! How are you such a loser when your name rhymes with winner? You're so one-note with every role that you play I'm like hey, I didn't know Ross from "Friends" knew O.J.! I'm a fast car, quickly pa**ing you in NASCAR I'm an animal, you just voiced on in "Madagascar" Oh, he's surprised, didn't know that I could slay What's the matter? No one told you life was gonna be this way? And one thing, you're not a true M.C I ******* destroyed you, this was Must See TV I'm sorry this battle has left you so blue But unlike this crowd: I'll be there for you... [Verse 4: David Schwimmer] Destroy me? Please, your rhymes totally blew I worked with a monkey had more sk**s than you I'm not worried, no one heard a word that you said The only people watch your show are asleep or dead You're late night, I'm primetime, you're cola, I'm fine wine Go home, you're done, this battle is mine Did you think I'd be scared, walk around gingerly? When everyone knows your middle name is Kimberley? I'm tall and lean, you're short and stout They know me in Japan, they know you at In 'n' Out You embarra** your country, this was easy for me b**h, lay down the mic and go make me some tea One cream, one sugar [Verse 5: Rebel Wilson] Alright stop, enough of this clapping Why the hell do you wanna hear two white men rapping? I'm the Rebel M.C., I'm crack-a-lackin' I come packing b**bs, show these dudes what they're lacking David, your career, it's a huge mistake It's like Ross and Rachel: it's on a break All jokes aside, man, I think you're great I'm your biggest fan, when I was eight Carpool Karaoke, you think it's your big thing But everyone is thinking "Shut up and let Adele sing!" You speak English, but you can't even rap Your rhymes are nonexistent like my inner thigh gap Don't battle me, 'cause you know it's not worth it Everybody knows my rhymes are Pitch Perfect!