[Verse 1:Kaiser Chiefs] Girl and boy, everything in full swing Heads or tails, doesn't make a difference Beneath the glamor there was always gonna be Amateur dramatics, a lot of bad behavior I would see gla**es on the table One, two, three, only you and me Wearing nothing in the lap of luxury Sip it slowly, not a leg to stand on [Chorus] Take my money Waste of paper Leave the table Bad behavior [Verse 2] I got my spies, swift to every consulate To be my eyes and tell me what I never see 'Cause a ghost don't fear a lover Nothing teeth blank, ah get ready for the credit clubber Secret mole, getting it together With a big fat bowl of alphabet spaghetti Watch the birdie looking through the mirror Polly wanna cracker, that's not what I heard [Chorus] [Bridge] (x2) And I will not lie to you But I definitely only gave you half the truth And I will not lie to you [Verse 3] Gentlemen turn off your recorders I can hear them buzzing from inside of your tracksuits Got to get to California Where this woman is threatening to sue me Get right back, back to the beginning Where we start off single and everything in full swing Everyone around you wearing big gold hats, come on Playing the piano now [Chorus] [Bridge] (x2) [Verse 4:Sway] Listen, I won't lie so baby don't cry The way I'm feeling right now, I'm feeling so high I can't tell you to choose, baby you know why 'Cause everybody talks about me, I'm a known guy I'll tell you half the truth, at least I told you half But then all the rest of it, I'll tell you if you only ask 'Cause I'm a gold digger and I should know better [Chorus] [Bridge] (x2)