Eli Janney - Antonia lyrics

She makes a lot of abstract art She haggles for the cheapest price She never orders take-out food Before 10 o'clock at night She's really into snowmobiles She owns a lot of nice flashlights She cares for all the stupid cats That never found their way home She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives She quotes a lot of Annie Hall She misplaced her virginity Back in 1995 She's what's keeping me alive She's the pizza of my eye Without her near me I would not survive It gets cold when she's not around I float into our sink and get swallowed up It's so cold when she's not around I wait for her to come home And tell me I'll be fine She's always eating Captain Crunch She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five She's scared to d**h of cobra snakes Just like Indiana Jones She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes She drinks a lot of Chardonnay She hates the way I comb my hair But she married me last year She was the bride, I was the groom I cried a lot and then we spooned Without her in my life I would be doomed It gets cold when she's not around I float into our sink and get swallowed up It's so cold when she's not around I wait for her to come home And tell me I'll be fine, tell me I'll be fine She loves the smell of Christmas trees She sneezes when she sees bright lights She fainted on the kitchen floor When her father pa**ed away Our baby girl is here to stay And when the little lady grows up I hope that she will be just like her mother