I think the handcuffs are a bit much I don't recall ever losing my touch But just to hold you wouldn't be fair Not only cavemen enjoy pulling hair There's a tattoo parlor down the street A tattooed face often does look so sweet They call it weird on the avenue With all that's been done now what could be new? They say you're a ten I guess that means Ten dollars a night Your piercings say you're on a crusade But down that street baby there's no parade They call it weird on the avenue With all that's been done now what could be new They say you're a ten I guess that means Ten dollars a night I see your neck has found a noose I'm not a cop, haven't lived your abuse The avenue has led me to here I'm holdin' back all my tears for you Weird