Eleventyseven - Evil Genius lyrics

Out in the hallway I said, "Hello. The dance is this Friday. Do you wanna go?" "Probably not," She promptly replied. "but kudos for asking. You're such a nice guy." Yeah. I shoulda known I'd end up at home Watchin' my STAR WARS box trilogy, But here is the truth: If she only knew That I've got a secret she'd never believe. [?] doesn't know that I'm an evil genius With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland, And she'll never know that We could take over the world With cyborg, robot, squirrels. With cyborg, robot, squirrels. Down in the basement I wish she could see The monkeys I've altered Genetically And all of my plans to make a home on the moon. It's not quite completed, But it's coming soon. When I'll fall asleep I'll add to the stream Of candlelit dates in the laboratory And when I'm awake It's hard to concentrate On the a**embly of my robot army. doesn't know that I'm an evil genius With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland, And she'll never know that We could take over the world With cyborg, robot, squirrels. With cyborg, robot, squirrels. I worked up the nerve To [?come/go?] to the dance. There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance. I walked through the door And what should I see, But it was starin' back at me. (And she said, "I've a mad professor With a bottle nosed dolphin I can name Sylvester. that's the kind of thing your into, I'm your girl.") 'Cause I've been lookin' for an evil genius With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland, And now that I've found you, We can take over the world With cyborg, robot, squirrels. With cyborg, robot, squirrels.