one alien eye broken over easy running slightly to the right Shirley has a secret sometime, someplace, somewhere blue, gray, trailing don't forget it bloody, bloody, bloody mess it's true wisecracking, grinning, laughing, wicked you never been old, never been born delivered to the door in trousers and a shirt Shirley has a secret sometime, someplace, somewhere now I don't ask and I don't tell I knew on it on the fateful day in line at the bank I'm spilling and I'm dropping and I'm blushing like a schoolgirl I must be possessed one alien eye simple and he's stealing kisses in my daydream telling what he'll do Shirley has a secret sometime, someplace, somewhere clear as day that I better stay away but I can't stop thinking one hand, one look in his steely grip and he leans in close and he says hold still hold still never been old, never been born I knew on it on the fateful day in line at the bank I'm spilling and I'm dropping and I'm blushing like a schoolgirl I must be possessed