Whatever you're doing, wherever you go Whenever you hide they seem to know Johnny and Jimmy are waiting for you on the corner The corner's a shabby and gloomy site The air is cold it's windy tonight Johnny and Jimmy don't mind they don't feel forlorn there They k** their time by threatening lives Of innocent soul and sharpen their knives on the corner Life is a pain in the a** It's not that they don't understand What you have done but you failed in the end Johnny and Jimmy, too, are fond of the races Now it's too late to mend the matter They're doing their job you should have known better Whenever they light a f*g they hide their faces Now they have seen you, mend your pace They're close behind you this is the race of the races Life is a pain in the a** They got him halfway up the hill One of them said: I'm sorry, Bill! Johnny and Jimmy are full of nasty habits He didn't try to defend himself He didn't dare to cry for help Johnny and Jimmy are snakes and he was a rabbit Johnny and Jimmy are snakes, Johnny and Jimmy are snakes and he was a rabbit Life is a pain in the a**