Electric Six - Nom De Plume lyrics

My baby's got a nom de plume She goes, "Aaaaaaaaaaaah" I met her in a sealed tomb She goes, "Aaaaaaaaaaaah" Yeah, baby, that's the sound of the barrels letting loose Take my hand We'll go online tonight I'm a two-hearted man And you get to be the woman tonight And we get it right Yeah, shake it up because I like it fizzy You're mother was half-Irish Catholic And half-Ukrainian Jew The spirit of darkness lives inside of you And it's Ukrainian, too That's why my baby's got a nom de plume Aaaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaaah Get so mad We're going ball-gazing tonight I got holes in my hands And I could tell you some stories tonight Over Turkish Delight Take my hand We'll go offline tonight I'm a two-hearted man And you get to be the woman tonight And we'll get it right