Electric Six - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White lyrics

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First I'm goin' shopping in my underwear Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid-air My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere Now doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet Next comes the part that I won't ever forget Now I'm being followed by these Russian spies They give me some velcro and an order of fries Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night All right Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane? Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain? See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door And I'm back in the very same place I was before Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night (And I can't bust out and I can't break free) And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me (And I can't go home and I can't get loose) And I try to escape but it's just no use (And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win) And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in (And I can't go back and I can't get through) But Vanna, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you? Come on, Vanna, come on! Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address I'm half an hour late for my algebra test Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Stuck in a closet with Vanna White N-n-n-night after night after night night night Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya) I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White Night after night after night after night I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya) I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White