Electric Light Orchestra (elo) - The Diary Of Horace Wimp lyrics

Monday:Late again,today,he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,he'd have to hurry out the bus. Tuesday:Horace was so sad,he'd never had a girl that he could care for,and if he was late once more,he'd be out. [CHORUS] Don't be afraid,just knock on the door, Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'. Then a voice from above said-- "Horace Wimp,this is your life, Go out and find yourself a wife. Make a stand and be a man, And you will have a great life plan." Wednesday:Horace met a girl,she was small and she was very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid. Thursday:Asks her for a date,the cafe down the street tomorrow evening,his head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K." [Repeat Chorus] Friday:Horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe they could marry,when she says "gladly." Horace cries. Sunday:Everybody's at the church,when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife, for the rest of my life." and she did. [Repeat Chorus]