Shifting my weight now from foot to foot What did she see in this man I'm not superstitious but if I can get This ball in the basket, then he'll wake up dead Your sweet rea**urances don't change the fact That he's better looking than me Yet he'd look ideal 'neath the wheels of a car Oh, Mexican standoff, I wish I was hard, yeah Yeah Your sweet rea**urances don't change the fact That he's better looking than me Yet he'd look ideal 'neath the wheels of a car Oh, Mexican standoff, I wish I was hard