Shifting my weight now from foot to foot What did she see in this man I'm not superstitious but if I can get This ball in the basket, then he'll wake up dead Your sweet rea**urances don't' change the fact That he's better looking than me Yet he'd look ideal 'neath the wheels of a car Oh Mexican standoff I wish I was hard Your sweet rea**urances don't' change the fact That he's better looking than me Yet he'd look ideal 'neath the wheels of a car Oh Mexican standoff I wish I was hard