Elaine Stritch - The Little Things You Do Together lyrics

[JOANNE] It's the little things you do together Do together Do together That make perfect relationships The hobbies you pursue together Savings you accrue together Looks you misconstrue together That make marriage a joy Mmhmm... It's the little things you share together Swear together Wear together That make perfect relationships The concerts you enjoy together Neighbors you annoy together Children you destroy together That keep marriage intact It's not so hard to be married When two maneuver as one It's not so hard to be married And Jesus Christ, is it fun It's sharing little winks together Drinks together Kinks together That make marriage a joy The bargains that you shop together Cigarettes you stop together Clothing that you swap together That make perfect relationships Uh huh Mmhmm... [COUPLES] It's not talk of God and the decade ahead that Allows you to get through the worst It's, "I do," and, "You don't," and, "Nobody said that," And, "Who brought the subject up first?" It's the little things... The little things, the little things, the little things The little ways you try together Cry together Lie together That make perfect relationships Becoming a cliche together Growing old and gray together [JOANNE] Withering away together [COUPLES] That make marriage a joy [HUSBANDS] It's not so hard to be married [WIVES] It's much the simplest of crimes [HUSBANDS] It's not so hard to be married [JOANNE] I've done it three or four times [JENNY] It's people that you hate together [AMY and PAUL] Bait together [PETER and SUSAN] Date together [COUPLES] That make marriage a joy [DAVID] It's things like using force together [LARRY] Shouting till you're hoarse together [JOANNE] Getting a divorce together [COUPLES] That make perfect relationships Uh huh Kiss kiss Mmhmm...