[El-P] Scrams, set the detonators Yo Cage, we gon wait for your signal (It's so ridiculous) Got the blunderbuss? Get it straight into the section Go straight to the broadcast booth (It's so ridiculous) Yo man, don't even worry about that Hold up, I'll be with you in a second (It's so ridiculous) I'm just gonna, uh, take these shrooms real quick [Camu Tao] Yo, yo, ayyo And I see my n***as I'm hollarin, "Where them girls at!?" They started picturing dollars and get them girls back Yo, where did they go? [El-P] To the VMA show, on the tele, yo Pirates of the circus city murder show with every flow To work absurd word nervous Stumbling pissy sh**ty liquor's in me dizzy very slow Bumpin to Kelly O [Camu Tao] Oh no Spit on her back and have Scrams stumble in and spill a drink on her lap I'm on the main floor with Pink smacking that a** While Moby's in the rear givin P-Diddy a lap dance Welcome to the scam, order my dudes up We're f**ing Usher up and piss on seats in his tour bus [El-P] C'mon dawg, runnin a muck will waste my lazerface Before the mushrooms take I'm trying to hear the sound my taser makes Hop off the bus, rubber ducky, tape clutch Feelin touched Waiting for the signal from Cage to rush [Camu Tao] We can't rely on that though we smokin dust moon [El-P] Please I got the schematics of the building on brain Bought 'em off disgruntled janitors lookin to make a change So fame turns to flames tonight, yay [Camu Tao] Yo, trying to f** up the bars, smokin cigars and breaking gla**es These stars thinkin ghetto and starts to change his accent Yo, yo dawg, Kid Rock thinks he's cla**ic He's plastic, got a two-way from Vast to whoop his a** kid [El-P] Vordul Megallah's actin regular Trying to distract rappers in back While we're slip in is as a rabid pack of predators We won't be credited Most of the greatest revolutionaries of our day and age are labeled terrorists [Camu Tao] Weathermen radio [El-P] Live in stere-ere-o [Camu Tao] Brethren, take dough [El-P] Rise up, but not very slow [Copywrite] Camu Tao [El-P] Live in stere-ere-o, ere-o, ere-ere-ere-o [Camu Tao] Weathermen radio [El-P] Live in stere-ere-o [Camu Tao] Brethren, take dough [El-P] Rise up, but not very slow! [Copywrite] El P-r-o [El-P] Live in stere-ere-o, ere-o, ere-o [Camu Tao] Yo, f** up the lobby Runnin with shotty's Slip into the powder room Rub on Ashanti And tell her that she turned in buckets of piss They'll put it in the chain stores and they'll claim it's a hit [El-P] Oh, dawg, I think these shrooms just hit I had schematics memorized but all I'm think about's tits And for any sick witted, see if you can murk with her kid And I will place it in a stroller get some milk on my lips [Camu Tao] C'mon man, yo stick with the plan When Guiliani steps on the stage we'll part 'em (pardon) with cannons When Sheryl Crow starts her squackin we'll beat up her hands They're trying to brainwash us with keys and video cams [El-P] Guiliani? Where? That's Moussilini believe me Mu This scene's dreamy, dude, Dali'd out Clocks melted and sh** It's a Fear and Loathing in NY skit But I'm gonna try and put this scope in his rib and get biz And plug a dummy in that fascist standing next to that b**h She shoulda never left Las Vegas, now I'm gunnin for twits That ho's fourty six singing about she's soakin and sh** [Camu Tao] God, the psilocybin's takin over this kid And we need to act fast and take over this sh** Call Yak to slash the tires on all of they whips [El-P] My beautiful people, so glad to meet you You're dressed so nicely They call me El-Producto all up in your stereo-ereo Here to greet you Tao holds the blunderbuss, he'll easily reach you [Camu Tao] Weathermen radio [El-P] Live in stere-ere-o [Camu Tao] Brethren, take dough [El-P] Rise up, but not very slow [Copywrite] Camu Tao [El-P] Live in stere-ere-o, ere-o, ere-ere-ere-o [Camu Tao] Weathermen radio [El-P] Live in stere-ere-o [Camu Tao] Brethren, take dough [El-P] Rise up, but not very slow! [Copywrite] El P-r-o [El-P] Live in stere-ere-o, ere-o, ere-o