El-P - Legend Has It lyrics

[Verse 1: k**er Mike] Hear what I say, we are the business today f** sh** is finished today RT & J, we the new PB & J We dropped a cla**ic today We did a tablet of acid today Mentors with the ma**es and ashes away SKRRRT! We dash away Donner and Dixon, the pistol is blastin' away [Verse 2: El-P] Doctors of d**h Curing our patients of breath We oughta pay you the trust Cookin' up work Cookin' up curses and slurs Smokin' my brain into mush I became famous for blamin' you f**s Maimin' my way through the brush There is no training or taming of me and my bruh Look like a man, but I'm animal raw [Verse 3: k**er Mike] We are the murderous pair That went to jail and we murdered the murderers there Then went to Hell and discovered the devil Delivered some hurt and despair Used to have powder to push Now I smoke pounds of the kush Holy, I'm burnin' a bush Now I give a f** about none of this sh** Jewel runner over and out of this b**h [Hook] Woo! Woo! Step into the spot like woo! Woo! [Verse 4: El-P] Copping of uppers and downers get done I'm in a rush to be numb Droppin' a thousand ain't much Come from the clouds On a missile to turn this whole town into dust Don't make a sound, baby, hush I am the living swipe right on the mic, I'm a s*ut I don't know how to not spit like a lout I'll spill a pound of my kids on your couch [Verse 5: k**er Mike] Half of a mongol and mythical team k**in' and treacherous things Legend says El is a spawn out of Hell The myth is my mom is a murderous queen Your life can end like in Godfather 1 You get the gun as I christen my son If I die today and it's Hell I should pay Tell the Lord Mikey said, "f** it was fun" [Verse 6: El-P] Every new record's my dick in a box We here the goons, eat them rulers alot You're getting used to me doing no wrong I don't play chicken, you prick, I'm a fox You wanna kick it, I'll give you the rock You kiss the wood chipper blade if you bark I'm f**in' magic, in fact I'm a warlock that can talk I got a unicorn horn for a (stop) [Hook] Woo! Woo! Step into the spot like woo! Woo! [Interlude] And the crowd goes RTJ! And the crowd goes RTJ! And the crowd goes RTJ! And the crowd goes RTJ! RTJ! RTJ! RTJ! RTJ! [Verse 7: k**er Mike] Mike in the jelly, won't snitch I'll rent a room at the Ritz I'll sip a fifth of the wisk I'll smoke a dub in the tub Then I will slit both my wrists [Verse 8: El-P] I'll pull a sword on you simps Just for the flick of the wrist Kitchen not givin' a miss Me and my skipper way worse than a grinch Every day's golden when you only win [Verse 9: k**er Mike] Bullyin' ba*tards and beatin' on beats Sounds like a day at the beach, preach I keep the metals to step on your feet Before you can speak, blaow to defeat [Verse 10: El-P] We move on one to ones, you think I'm meek You think I'm lyin', you rushin' my team Don't be a bore if I roar when I move Hunting's more fun when your prey doesn't move I'll put a gun to a bunny like tunes Say somethin' funny, a bunny go boom You got a bevy of sh** you can groove We'd like to thank you for choosing our crew [Verse 11: k**er Mike] And that's from the crew you can trust Warranty plus for f**in' sh** up We are the no-gooders, do-gooders Known to the dancers and dealers and doers of dust