El-P - Everybody Stay Calm lyrics

[Intro] Take it easy [Verse 1: El-P] Excusez-moi b**hes I'm lit from the last of the gas, Mike twisted No sleep for the vicious, key up a cop car just to see mischief I'm a nut punch wizard Speed bag ya' ball bag leave none in it We, we got one ambition Re-up and puff til the month go missing [Verse 2: k**er Mike] Big, big, big black fellow with a four-fifth in the back, backpack fella I, I rumble don't stumble young fellow Got a stinger in the '69 bumblebee yellow I mean, I mean stunner, big titty bank teller had my wife here with her so a hater can't tell her Presidential suite, got a f** boy jealous I'm the Nelson Mandela of Atlanta dope sellers [Verse 3: El-P and k**er Mike] I, I'm a goddamn savage Eat with no hands I don't even use napkins Mark says number one ba*tard, show up in jorts with a hatchet laughing Hey El, the AR's an option for any a**hole wanna talk and pop sh** Quit playing p**y or the pistol will pop off And get your whole face pushed back or knocked off [Hook] Take it easy partner Ain't no chilling in the land of the villains Ain't no chilling, ain't no chilling [Verse 4: El-P] They f**ed up and paid us, made us dangerous Too old to change, I'ma stay with paper Poor folk love us the rich hate our faces We talk too loud, won't remain in our places Smoke by the acre, a brain escapist Smoke anymore and my brain is vapor I don't do meek anymore, guy, save it The laughing is done now, time to cry later [Verse 5: k**er Mike] Tell them haters and b**hes we bang big sh**, but yeah you should mind your business You can't pause or shun this, physical fitness, b**h we run this Paraplegics, you don't run sh**, f** you even, get the gumption Think you stylin', think you stuntin' I'll smack the f** out ya' a** for frontin' That seems a little aggressive [Verse 6: El-P] Oompa-loompas, I'll shoot a tune atcha medullas I'm cool as a rule but I'll scalp a ruler I'm new to this town, I'm a stranger pa**ing I see your bum crews, I don't get the hoopla (The world got rules they say) That's a rumour Benign, nah I'm lying it's a tumour They ain't even tryna' buy that we cryin' goobye We got dying to do, dude, the design's ruthless [Verse 7: k**er Mike] One-two, one-two I done read books by Sun-Tzu Learned from beautiful women who rolled my joints too The opposite of humble and my swag on kung-fu No admission for the cool, I just kick it and come through Hurry up we got liquor to run through Bales to inhale, lies to not tell She told me let her go and then I can exhale I left her with a pound of dro and a Nextel [Hook] Take it easy, partner Ain't no chilling in the land of the villains Ain't no chilling, ain't no chilling