'Are you fond of swimming dear? Kindly tell me, if so Yes, I'm found of swimming, dear But in the morning, no Can you do the crawl, my dear? Kindly tell me, if so I can do the crawl, my dear But in the morning, no When the sun through the blind Starts to burn my poor behind That's the time when I am in low Do you use the breast stroke, dear? Kindly tell me, if so Yes, I use the breast stroke, dear But in the morning, no, no--no, no No, no, no, no, no!'