Egoraptor - Mega Marital Problems lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily [Egoraptor] Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now? But you're evil and bent on world domination [Danny] Not anymore, those days are behind me Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat [Egoraptor] Okay Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife But I got a little problem with my android bride When it comes to making love she's never satisfied [Danny Sexbang] We've been f**ing for decades, s** has gotten routine We gotta spice that sh** up, I'm not a total machine I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff It would be seeming to me that the problem here Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear [Ego] But she says the same thing like a tape recorder [Danny Sexbang] Quiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order (Sorry, I'm not evil anymore) You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire sk**s And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam Or get burned by fireballs She's a freaky man's dream [Egoraptor] Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master? [Danny Sexbang] Get out and do it you stupid ba*tard Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water Now leave my office before you are slaughtered [Egoraptor] Fine I'll kick a** if it saves my marriage For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never f**in' guessed Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my f**in' mind I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little b**hes [Danny Sexbang] Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife I bring s** moves from the future and my sk**s are vast Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast. (Oh!) Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks I'll slap a stamp right on my package And deliver your wife the co*k My shiny armor is red, the color of victory While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be [Danny] Wait, what are you doing? [Egoraptor] Mega dick, activate! [Danny Sexbang] So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters And k**ed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more" Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow who*e Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a who*e though [Egoraptor] What did you say? [Danny] Nothing. Douche