[Intro: Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson] Um, this, uh, he, uh Heheheee-heehhhh Is that, is that Em-One Yeah! Now we're groovin' Uh, these are my jams, by the way Whoa, wait You want some mad tunes? Yeah, please I can give you some tunes, if you want This could be for all the beans Yeah, it's gonna come right down to it This is for all the beans in the can, dude! Both: Gaaaaaame Grumps! [Verse 1: Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson] I'll just wait five minutes, probably, or something Adrift at sea, gotta go pee Extremely confused, floating on the river now Don't know when the episode ends anymore Yo, I came in here for an upgrade, not to advance I wanna do my dance Better lose those pants Oopsie daisy, I have made a mistake The timer's wrong, forgot to press pause Daaaamn, I was mistaken Boom Bam I apologize Yo, I didn't mean to Yo, cause that's not what does it That's not what f**ing does it, yo Yo, I can't do that sh** [Chorus: Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson] Both: Boom bap with the bizzity bap Snip snap with the grizzity grap I f**ed up, yo, straight up f**ed We don't know where we're going anymore Both: Boom bap with the bizzity bap Snip snap with the grizzity grap I f**ed up, yo, straight up f**ed Boom bap t'p' bringing it back [Verse 2: Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson] This is a pretty good display Of just how good I am I hope you girls at home Brought a change of underwear Because this sh** is hot Oh, sploosh Am I right, ladies? Where are you going? Okay I understand your puns and all But I don't appreciate them So dial it back, and maybe get a little respect I can't get back up Yeah! Super missile time Can I grab on with my f**ing blaster and sh**? Oh, I found out where I need to go, yo Where is it? Yo, not here [Chorus: Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson] Both: Boom bap with the bizzity bap Snip snap with the grizzity grap I f**ed up, yo, straight up f**ed We don't know where we're going anymore Both: Boom bap with the bizzity bap Snip snap with the grizzity grap I f**ed up, yo, straight up f**ed Boom bap t'p' bringing it back Both beatboxing [Bridge: Dan Avidan] Hey! Do it even more, do it even more Do it even more, do it even more Do it even more, do it even more Cash money, millionaire, b**h! [Chorus: Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson] Both: Boom bap with the bizzity bap Snip snap with the grizzity grap I f**ed up, yo, straight up f**ed We don't know where we're going anymore Both: Boom bap with the bizzity bap Snip snap with the grizzity grap I f**ed up, yo, straight up f**ed Boom bap t'p' bringing it back