Efemjay - Fiat-Like Buyers lyrics

[Verse 1] Times is hard, word is bond, that's my thesis I'd even sell out Mises for twenty-nine silver pieces They call me Jesus for the way I walk on water rhymin' But I'm sick of being broke like your daughter's hymen I'm out to get that Robert Kiyosaki dough Enough to pay J-Lo to do a private home Bukake show I've had it up to here with you dunderheads I want a fly boat like the Wonder Pets I made a grip on some smart stock sales But blew it all on DVDs of Cum Fart co*ktails I know you're doing well cause your girl's got a fat sh**ter I hit it from the back, her face was in the cat litter I ain't trying to covet my neighbor's a** But time is running out, I'm living each day like it's my last Since the world is facing imminent d**h Let's forget about our debts and go blow our stimulus checks [Hook 1] And party like we just don't care Throw our FRNs in the air All the dudes act a fool, all the girls get skanky Let's, spend that money like Ben Bernanke Let's, spend that money like we got a printing press Let's, spend that money like we're trying to impress Yes, spend that money like we got a printing press 2 o'clock, last call, but we ain't finished yet, ho! [Verse 2] I rock-well like Llewellyn Back but I've been out for a long time like Ellen Gellin like a felon getting raped with ample lube Face it dude, my rhymes are on a whole other amplitude There's no doubt that I spit flames But f** that, I wanna be rich like Rick James Your wifey wants another kid just to get the tax credit She's into an*l though so both of her cracks get it Maybe I got low s**m count Or maybe I'm fed up with life, totally burned out People haven't seen me saying, J, have you lost weight? A couple ounces when your girl milked my prostate In humanity, I have lost faith These debts are crushing me, crippling like a crossface I'm feeling suicidal, just want to end it all But f** it y'all, instead I think I'm just gonna go the mall [Hook 2] And party like I just don't care And throw my FRNs in the air As I go deeper in debt, all the banksters thank me When I, spend my money like Ben Bernanke When I, spend my money like I got a printing press When I, spend my money I ain't trying to invest When I, spend my money like I got a printing press 9 o'clock, store's closed, but I ain't finished yet, ho! [Verse 3] I used to clock major dough But this recession really f**ed up my paper flow The Federal Reserve System made it so They print the money then they give it to their favorites, yo You can't make new wealth via money creation Mo money, mo problems, and it's called inflation Artificial interest rates redistribute wealth It's reverse socialism and a tax that's stealth But we're, all surprised when the price level doubles The Federal Reserve caused the Internet bubble The Federal Reserve caused the housing-market bubble We can blame the Fed for nearly all our motherf**ing troubles But, still we steady going deeper in debt Buying sh** we don't need from people we ain't met Getting caught in a net's all part of their plan We getting f**ed in the a** with our heads in the sand [Hook 1]