Eek-A-Mouse does not dee-jay Nor sing-jay Nor say la la wo wo or yea yea He say ban ban diddle deh yea I love that girl Gwen Laden I love that girl Karen Me say I love that girl Jen And I'm in love with the three of them How can I really support them Laden These girls let me borrow These girls let me tend They even make love with my best friend Ken I'm like a bait in the lion's den Not even Daniel just a screw like them Laden They used to go to Ardenne Now live at Hughenden I told them meet me round the bend And now it's a quarter past ten Laden (Chorus) Den de Laden