Edwyn Collins - Coffee Table Song lyrics

What is your number? My number is zero And what is your colour? My colour is blue What is your secret? Why that would be telling Well what is your problem? My problem is you I'll turn my back on it all I'll stand, and I'll face My living room wall Well that's really something What is your star sign? You've got to be kidding Well what is the answer? I wish I knew What is the time? It's time I was leaving Why what is your problem? My problem is you Tell me something that I don't know Make it brief, to the point, like a fatal blow Since time out of mind I have loved you so There's a place I know where we both could go I would swim the seven seas I would crawl upon my knees Just to get there I would crawl upon my knees I would swim the seven seas Just to get there or be there, somewhere out there Like a fatal blow, like an open sore Like a heart that's torn in two That's really something