Edwin Birdsong - Amerykahn Promise lyrics

[Intro] More Action! More Excitement! More Everything! Oh, *sirens* [Spoken] Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen.. Across Step right up & step off the train... (promise) **THE LAND BEFORE TIME** *Welcome to America* (i promise) **ALL THE FREAKS ARE HERE** *All you have to do is make a promise** (i promise, i promise) AND STAY ON THE GRIND (i promise, you give it to me, i'll give it to you) I have the sight (i promise, I promise) 30 THOUSAND MILLAWATTS OF POWER BABY RADIATING YOUR SOULS *Sign right here, on the dotted line* C'MON GETCHU SOME FREE (I promise) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEFORE EXITING THE SHRING (I promise, i promise, you give it to me, i'll give it to you) PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUABLES, DIAMONDS, RUBIES AND PEARLS (i promise, i promise) IN THE CABINENT ADJACENT TO YOUR LEFT (Amerykahn Promise) UM THE PUSSYCATS AND THE JACKLES, YOU CAN LEAVE THEM WITH ME, haha I WONT STEAL YOUR GOLD Promise to you baby, I'll love you tooth for tooth and eye for eye (CUS WE TAKE YOUR HISTORY AND MAKE IT MODERN MYSTERY, YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN? (*mommy, I'm scared*) WELCOME ALL! Promise to you baby, I'll love you tru and good till the day I die OH WE LOVE YOU (just sign right here) WE LOVE TO LOVE YOU (is it on hurt?) Promise, Promise Amerykhan promise WE LOVE TO su*k YOU DRY! (oh no, freedom's here) Promise Promise Amerykhan promise ALL THE WHILE, INCLUDING YOUR HIGH (i just want some new hips, new lips) C'mon Promise to you (MONEY) baby, (SEX) anything you want you know I'll buy (it's the amerykahn dream, everyone has one, get one) Promise to you baby, you will never have ask to me why EXCUSE, EXCUSE ME YOUNG LADY, EXCUSE ME! YOU'RE CAUSING QUITE A DISTURBANCE OVER HERE (promise) (a lil raunchy)I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THIS Promise, Promise Amerykhan promise! (does this mean we'll never see moo again?) I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUTTA HER RID ME OF HER SIGHT Promise, Promise Amerykhan promise FREEDOM WHATEVER, GIVE ME A, GIVE ME A BRAIN TISSUE SAMPLE MIGHT BE GOOD FOR LATER, I MIGHT NEED THAT Promise, Promise Amerykhan promise ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? Promise Promise Amerykhan promise Promise I'll love you till the day I die Promise I'll love you good And give you the sky (WELL GON' GIVE IT TO ME THEN) Promise I'll never love another guy Promise I'll give you things, that you can't buy I'll give you my nose I'll give you my toes I'll give you my eyes I'll give you my ears I'll give you my hands I'll give you my lips I'll give you my tongue I'll give you my thighs (SEE) Damn near anything you want (DO YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS YOU SEE WHAT WE CAN DO WITH A LITTLE BIT OF WORK AND EFFORT PEOPLE? Promise to you baby (I LOVE AMERICA, SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PLACE) I'll love you tooth for tooth and eye for eye OH, you think i can get a new uh...(i promise) heart? (i promise, you give it to me, i'll give it to you) THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE IT ALL GOES DOWN, (i promise) EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT EVERYTHING YOU COULD DESIRE (uh c'mon) Promise, Promise, Amerykahn promise Look mother, free radiation, RIGHT THERE HAHOOOO, I'M COMIN TO AMERYKAH BABY WELCOME! OH, c'mon Eh, eh excuse me sir, (Uh YES, YES LITTLE GIRL) Has anyone seen my 42 laws? OH MY SORRY, WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST ARTICLES AND THANGS Oh Ok, so whenever he say a key word Everybody just shout ON QUE That's not science Shhhh, shhhhhs, shhh, not spose to say...