Edward Kleban - Montage: Mother lyrics

[ALL] Goodbye twelve Goodbye thirteen Hello love [MAGGIE] Why do I pay for all those lessons? Dance for Gran'ma! Dance for Gran'ma! [BEBE] My God, that Steve McQueen's reall s**y Bob Goulet out Steve McQueen in! [CASSIE] You cannot go to the movies Until you finish your homework [AL] Wash the car [MIKE] Stop pickin' your nose [MAGGIE] Oh, darling, you're not old enough to wear a bra You've got nothing to hold it up [MARK] Locked in the bathroom with Peyton Place [VAL] Tits! When am I gonna grow tits? [BOBBY] If Troy Donahue could be a movie star Then I could be a movie star [JUDY] Little brat That's what my sister was A little brat And that's why I shave her head I'm glad I shaved her head But then my father lost his job So we had to leave El Paso And we wound up in St. Louis, Missouri While it was the furthest thing from my mind To be a dancer, but my mother would embara** me So when she'd come to pick me up at school With all those great big yellow rollers in her hair No matter how much I'd beg her and she'd say "What are you, ashamed of your own mother?" But the thing that made my Mommy laugh so much Was when I used to jump and dance around the living room... [MAGGIE] Please take this message To Mother from me Carry it with you Across the blue sea "Mother, oh, Mother Wherever I go Your Maggie is missin' You so." "Mother, oh, Mother Wherever I go Your Maggie Is missin' You so." [AL] Dad would take Mom to Roseland She'd come home with her shoes on her hand [DIANA] Mama fat Always in the kitchen cooking all the time [SHEILA] Darling, I can tell you now Your father went through life with an open fly [VAL] Tits! Where are my tits? [CASSIE] Listen to your mother Those stage and movie people got there Because they're special [GREG] You take after your father's side of the family The ugly side [PAUL] Wait until your father gets home [DON] Swear to God and hope to die.