Educated Consumers - There's No Irony lyrics

[Hook 1: SeezMics] You think it's funny when I bring it up A little money in the biggest cup Check's in the mail... is it for us? And if it is, is it enough to f**? Raise it up, we're all getting paid to f** But save your nut, cause no one's getting paid enough [Verse 1: SeezMics] It's just a usual night And I was doing my usual things Don't get confused, you were right I should've been buying her beautiful rings She blew with the wings that she grew in her dreams But I account for my mood when it swings Trying to remember if I owe her a phone call Or am I too high to recognize a low ball Stone wall, silence until we both fall Deeper in debt, regret taking our clothes off Doze off, alarm- the bling must be shiny A timely reality check, don't remind me It bounced like so many balls I guess the physics of finance don't know any laws Hold your applause, how do you think we're here in the first place? Going dutch on a first date, burnt steak Broke as a joke without a punch line, work late First aid for the blood money coin purse Stealing takes balls, so no wonder my groin my hurts Who's going first when we smash the safe? The rats, the race- the credit for a plastic face Half their weight is cash to waste, they're laughing- great [Hook 2: SeezMics] You think it's funny when I bring it up A little money in the biggest cup Check's in the mail, is it for us? And if it is, is it to f**?