Educated Consumers - Get Your Log On lyrics

[Intro: SeezMics] Update your Facebook status and let 'em know where you are Be your own little star, star, star, star I'm gonna catch that one when I grow up Send some Tweets out, where will you eat now? Post some pictures so we can see how Ridiculous your life really is When it's all in the wrist Come and get your log in Go and get your log on Come and get your log in Go and get your log on Come and get your log in Go and get your log on [Verse 1: SeezMics] Get your log on before it's all gone A status symbol, we don't need to talk long The strong arm of a quota Mind if I safe-for-work quote ya and post up? Cause I could do so verbatim Here's what you'd say to flirtation “I don't accept requests from perfect strangers And my breasts look best from certain angles.” I'm faceless- fingertip foreplay for the fun of it Logging on for the crime and the punishment A couple clicks to adjust your pics Embellishing foot fetishes just for kicks (ha) Do you do the same with your character? Is it a game when there's no truth in daring ya? (nah) Now, I'm on the other side of America But I'm never too far to get my log on and stare at ya [Hook: SeezMics] Cause it's all in the wrist When developing relationships that don't exist You see, it's all in the wrist When developing relationships that don't exist Go and get your log on, uh huh huh Come and get your log in Go and get your log on, uh huh huh Come and get your log in Go and get your log on So you can... [Verse 2: Sadistik] Friend request me, let's get friendly To send me MP3's then text me So let's see: how's your clique in high school Well let's see, just click your high school Choose a name if it requires one You don't wanna be a twit, pick the right one Use your name as a username that you can change There's a quick fix on iPhone for that It's so apparent when you vent Cause if you're afraid of spiders, you should share it on the web Karen has just sent you a marriage by request Plus there is an event to tag you there if you accept Stare into the center of the monitor you have And add them as a friend so you can monitor them back Log on and count up all the followers you have But who's leading who when you're still following them back, like that [Hook: SeezMics] [Verse 3: DOOD Computer] Live in a place where there's no thumbs down And you getting hash tag daps, digital pounds If you itching for validation, it can be found Just make a comment on the climate of your city or town And all of a sudden, everybody gather round To rally behind the mundane complaint with a frown It's hindsight in real time, so you're taken that pic down Kick the photo-bucket, photo-shop it, you're slick now Cause they don't really know you in real life So be to them the way you see yourself on the inside Right, you're a special little snowflake Right click and save when you locate your soul mate And hope that they don't hate receiving drunken tweets Or noticing that you became the mayor of their street It's never been so easy to become a creep It's the facial recognition generation, text in peace