Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Lawn Dart lyrics

It was the third of July and the weather was fine Ed brought the hot dogs, the croquet set was mine But the red ball was missing, three mallets were bent Ed suggested lawn darts, so to K-Mart we went We looked by the yard games, we looked by the grills But we couldn't find lawn darts over water or hill So we talked to the sales-clerk but she started to cry She said they're off the shelves now, and she told us both why A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart Her dad didn't see her, that's the worst part She was pegged in the head with a lawn dart So they're now off the shelves at the K-Mart We both felt so bad that we gave up the search Ed went to bed and I went to church Now we never grill hot dogs and we don't play yard games Since we heard that sad story, things just aren't the same She was pegged in the head with a lawn dart Her dad didn't see her, that's the worst part She was pegged in the head with a lawn dart So they're now off the shelves at the K-Mart