Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Lawyers & Truckers lyrics

She worked in a diner, cooking eggs and ham She hated truckers, and that's what I am She never said "Morning" or "Have a nice day" And she never smiled when I got up to pay Why, oh why, did she have to hate truckers? We're nice guys when you give us a chance We never swear around kids or ladies And we seldom wipe our hands on our pants. Why, oh why, did she have to love lawyers? I never met one that cared about love And sure, I love her, I won't deny that `Cause she always smelled like hot bacon fat. She worked in a truck stop, pumping gas and fuel She hated truckers, because she thought we were cruel She washed my windows with a dry oily rag She always laughed at my American flag Why, oh why, did she have to hate truckers? We always smile when we take out our cash We never look down little girls' blouses And we always keep a bag for our trash Why, oh why, did she have to love lawyers? I never met one that liked to have fun. And sure, I love her, I won't deny that `Cause she always wore a clean baseball hat Why, oh why, did she have to hate truckers? We never hit babies or tip you a dime We don't act pretentious and we don't think in Latin And we'll always love you, when we have the time. We'll always love you, when we have the time.