Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Bad Coffee lyrics

Put on your dress, jump in the water Float on your back or sink like a stone Blow me a bubble, my lungs are in trouble Since the first time you kissed me, I can't breathe alone Ai, ai ai ai Live like an angel, sleep with the flowers Dance on the lawn, look like a tree Pick up your ice cream, there's ants in the clover If you don't want the candy, please give it to me Make me (make me) a cup of bad coffee Pour it (pour it) in the trunk of your car Fry up (fry up) a batch of red roses Put them in an old mustard jar Ai, ai ai ai Sleep in the bathroom, put your feet in the oven Take off your shoes with a fork and a spoon Look in the cupboard, see if you're happy Shoot out the nightlight when you miss the moon Ai, ai ai ai Abandon a baby Run on a wire Throw off the covers Get out of bed How can I see you when the sink is on fire? Please turn on the lights and see if I'm dead. You act too crazy for me Like a week-long day without hours Your life is too crazy for me I can't see the field for the flowers Make me (make me) a cup of bad coffee Pour it (pour it) in the trunk of your car Fry up (fry up) a batch of red roses Put them in an old mustard jar