Edmund lyndeck - Ladies in Their Sensitivities lyrics

[TURPIN] I have news for you my friend: In order to shield her from the evils of this world I have decided to marry Johanna next Monday [BEADLE] Ah, sir; happy news, indeed! [TURPIN] Strange, though— when I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance [BEADLE] Excuse me, my lord May I request, my lord Permission, my lord, to speak? Forgive me, if I suggest, my lord You're looking less than your best, my lord There's powder upon your vest, my lord And stubble upon your cheek And ladies, my lord, are weak Ladies and their sensitivities, my lord! Have a fragile sensibility When a girl's emergent Probably, it's urgent You refer to her gentility, my lord! Personal disorder cannot be ignored Given their gentile proclivities Meaning no offenses it Happens, they resense it Ladies and their sensitivities, my lord! [TURPIN] Stubble you say? Perhaps at times I am a little over-hasty with my morning ablutions [BEADLE] Fret not though my lord I know a place my lord A barber, my lord, of sk** Thus armed with a shaven face, my lord Some eau de cologne to grace, my lord And musk to enhance the chase, my lord You'll dazzle the girl until She bows to your every will! [TURPIN] Perhaps you're right! Take me to him! [BEADLE] The name is Todd [ANTHONY] We'd best not wait until Monday [JOHANNA] Sir, I concur And fully, too [BEADLE] Sweeney Todd [ANTHONY] It isn't right We'd best be married on Sunday [JOHANNA] Saturday, sir Would also do [ANTHONY] Or else tonight [JOHANNA] I think I heard a noise [ANTHONY] Fear not [JOHANNA] I mean another noise! [ANTHONY] Like what? [JOHANNA] Oh, never mind Just a noise Just another noise Something in the street I'm a silly little Ninnynoddle — [ANTHONY] You mustn't mind It's a noise Just another noise Something in the street You silly — [ANTHONY/JOHANNA] Kiss me! [JOHANNA] Oh, sir... [ANTHONY] We'll go to Paris on Monday [JOHANNA] What shall I wear? I daren't pack! [ANTHONY] We'll ride a train ... [JOHANNA] With you beside me on Sunday What will I care what things I lack? [ANTHONY] Then sail to Spain ... [JOHANNA] I'll take my reticule I need my reticule You mustn't think Me a fool But my reticule Never leaves my side It's the only thing My mother gave me — [ANTHONY] Why take your reticule? We'll buy a reticule I'd never think You a fool But a reticule — Leave it all aside And begin again and [JOHANNA/ANTHONY] Kiss me! [JOHANNA] Kiss me! [ANTHONY] I know a place where we can go tonight We'll go there [BEADLE] The name is Todd [TURPIN] Todd? [JOHANNA] Kiss me! We have a place where we can go [ANTHONY] Kiss me! We have a place where we can go tonight [BEADLE] Todd. Sweeney Todd [TURPIN] Todd ... [BEADLE] Todd [ANTHONY] I loved you Even as I saw you Even as It did not Matter that I did Not know your name Johanna Johanna Johanna… [JOHANNA] I loved you Even as I saw you Even as It does not Matter that I still Don't know your name, sir Even as I saw you Even as it does not Matter that I still Don't know your name [BEADLE] Todd... Sweeney Todd [TURPIN/BEADLE] Sweeney Todd [ANTHONY] Anthony [TURPIN] Todd? [BEADLE] Todd [JOHANNA] Anthony... [TURPIN] Todd, eh? [JOHANNA] I'll marry Anthony Sunday That's what I'll do No matter what! I knew you'd come for me One day Only afraid that you'd forgot. [ANTHONY] You marry Anthony Sunday That's what you'll do No matter what! I knew I'd come for you One day Only afraid that you'd forgot [BEADLE] Ladies in their sensitivities, my lord [TURPIN] Pray lead the way [BEADLE] Have a fragile sensibility [TURPIN] Just as you say [JOHANNA] I feared you'd never come That you'd been called away That you'd been k**ed Had the plague Were in debtor's jail Trampled by a horse Gone to sea again Arrested by the ... [ANTHONY] Marry me, marry me, miss You'll marry me Sunday Favor me, favor me With your hand Promise Marry me, marry me That you'll marry me — Enough of all this ... [BEADLE] When a girl's emergent Probably it's urgent [BEADLE] Ladies in their sensitivities [JOHANNA] Oh, sir... [ANTHONY] Ah, miss... [JOHANNA] Oh, sir... Oh, sir ... Oh, sir ... Oh, sir ... Oh, sir ... Oh, sir ... [ANTHONY] Ah, miss ... Ah, miss Ah, miss ... Ah, miss ... Ah, miss . . [TURPIN] Todd...