[Verse 1] I had a friend once he took some acid Now he thinks he's a fire engine It's okay until he pisses on your lighter Kind of smells kind of cool kind of funny anyway [Chorus] Satan, satan, satan... [Verse 2] I had a friend once he took some ecstasy Tried to marry me and every one in the room He was sort of loving kinda caring Kind of tried to f** my La-Z-Boy It got a bit messy all over the curtains Arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting [Chorus] [Outro] I'm getting bored again...