She weighs in about 200 Got a smile like the pure sunshine She got style and grace and a pretty face And a big, big, big behind And when she sits around the house I mean she sits around the house But she's my gal and she's my pal But she's plumb wearin' me out I said, go to sleep, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more Go to sleep, Big Bertha Pretty please, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more Well, she likes to love a lot And she's got a lot to love Why, me and Bertha, we go together Like a hand in a pair of gloves I was short and fat when I met her But now I'm tall and lean Oh, good god, stop, don't get on top Be the last you ever see of me I said, go to sleep, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more Go to sleep, Big Bertha Pretty please, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more Hold on Ooh Well, she weighs in about 200 Got a smile like the pure sunshine She got style and grace and a real pretty face And a big, big, big behind And when she sits around the house Whoo, she sits around the house Aw, but she's my gal and she's my pal But she's plumb wearing me out I said, go to sleep, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more Go to sleep, Big Bertha Pretty please, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more I said, go to sleep, Big Bertha Go, go, go to sleep, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more Go, go, go to sleep, Big Bertha Pretty please, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more Ooh, ooh Ooh, doo doo doo doo Go, go, go, go to sleep Big Bertha Go, go, go to sleep, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more Go, go, go to sleep, Big Bertha Pretty please, Big Bertha Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more