[Intro: Doc Waffles] Africa, Africa, Land of the Tom Toms I'll never forget the night I shot an elephant in my pajamas How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know [Verse 1: Doc Waffles] Despondently on these Bon Vivants and White Christmas Dateline Switzerland: Hi Spiny Norman Hey tiny spine clumps, 21 Jump Street We look alike don't we? Let's not vertical Fall asleep in the terminal Drive around Chicago for two hours drunk as hell trying to find your apartment Little lumps on your spine in the dark and your low tones We sound alike don't we ? Let's not vertical Fall asleep surgically, fall asleep tournament style Untie shoes, steal all the shoes from the party Throw them doggies on the front yard of golf view [Hook: Doc Waffles] Untie shoes, steal all the shoes from the party [x 4] [Verse Two: Doc Waffles] Alphabets and little lumps on your spine We sound alike don't we ? Let's not vertical Hey gristly true goose stirring your drink with a feather Sure is a nice night to stay inside and read magazines Write anagrams in green ink, smoke some Newports and make home portable Then pa** out at the airport and crash two rental cars on the way back to Detroit I make home where you sleep, we look alike don't we? We both look lonely. Hi Spiny Mary Hey stay in bed today, let's go steady Let's study your spine and pa** out in muddy shoes, or... [Hook: Doc Waffles] Untie shoes, steal all the shoes from the party [x 4]