Eddie Griffin - Ed-Ucation lyrics

[Eddie Griffin] Aww they say uhh.. .. a black man is a pimp Well let me tell you the biggest pimp On planet motherf**in Earth, is her momma It's her MOMMA that told her "Get a man that got a good job gurl! Make sure he got a good car gurl! Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!" What happened to just fallin in love with a n***a with a bus pa** -- -- just cause you love the n***a? But I'm the pimp motherf**er! I gotta be the player! Biggest hoes, on planet Earth.. .. are walkin through the motherf**in neighborhood You KNEW when you got with the n***a he already had a woman You knew he already had a family But you f**ed him anyway!!! And then when you thought you gon' lose the n***a You went and got pregant - didn't you b**h, DIDN'T YOU!! THE OL' KEEP A ni**a BABY And then when the n***a ain't around, what do you tell the child? "Aww that n***a ain't sh**, that's why yo' daddy ain't here; Cause that n***a ain't sh**." How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth That yo' momma, you was a ho! TELL THE KID! Momma was a ho, I was weekend p**y I had you to keep the n***a, it didn't work out That's why he ain't here - but he a good n***a Cause he take care of his REAL family I was just a dumb b**h, tryin to keep, a n***a that I wanted