Eddie From Ohio - Stupid American lyrics

you've got exactly sixty seconds to tell me what you meant by that one short minute to apologize you've got exactly sixty seconds to tell me what you meant by that i hear the murder rate is on the rise i'm in love, but i do not speak the language i'm in love, but i don't understand i'm in love, and i do not speak the language but i try to speak the language of this foreign land (chorus) here i am, stupid american here i am here i am, stupid american here i am you've got exactly sixty seconds to take back that stupid question a baguette doesn't come with a bag you've got exactly sixty seconds to take back that stupid question it's called a baguette, don't you get it-get it i'm in love, but i do not speak the language i'm in love, but i don't understand i'm in love, and i do not speak the language when i try to speak the language it comes out sounding like (chorus) his heart is italy his kiss is paris his body is brazilian my heart is...my heart is oklahoma oklahoma you've got exactly sixty seconds to kiss me like a european one short minute to show me how you've got exactly sixty seconds to love me like a spy i've seen those foreign films do it-do it now i'm in love, with a man who says "te amo" i'm in love, he calls me "ma petite chou-chou" i'm in love, and i try to speak the language but i can't understand a single word he's saying (chorus) (chorus)