Eddie From Ohio - I Don't Think I Know Me lyrics

Well I've always been faithful to my dog and my wife And I've always tried to lead a responsible kind of life And I always pay my utilities And usually on time And I mow the lawn on Saturdays With a gin and tonic and a squeeze of lime But yesterday I stole a car to go for a drive I didn't take it very far Just around the block Alright, a couple of times I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did) I don't think I know me like I thought I did (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did) Well I've always believed in every word that Jesus said You know, do unto others and you, you will be Jesus led And I've always attended the Anglican church at the top of the hill If I say all my prayers I'll go to heaven At least I pray that I will But yesterday in my neighbor's yard I stole my neighbor's bike I don't intend to give that Harley back It occurs to me that ain't very Christian-like I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did) I don't think I know me like I thought I did (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did) I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did) I don't think I know me like I thought I did Now I'm a good driver I watch my speed and I check both ways And my family takes picnics to the park on warm weather holidays And we ask all the neighbors And they invite all their friends in kind And they all bring side dishes And we form on big holiday buffet line But yesterday, Independence Day At 85 miles an hour I plowed that Harley through the buffet line It occurs to me I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did) I don't think I know me like I thought I did (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did) I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did) I don't think I know me