Eddie From Ohio - Blue Jeans lyrics

monday morning i can't believe it same old day job why can't i leave it nylons heals it's 7:10 i want my blue jeans again i know i'll wear them again monday morning my breath is stinking last night why did i go out drinking three-piece, that's how mondays begin i want my blue jeans again i know i'll wear them again why suit up this way for battle we shuffle eastward like cattle please tell me why and that'll ease my mind wednesday noontime my stomach's rumbling simple labor but i'm still fumbling stockings running strange looks from men i want my blue jeans again i know i'll wear them again wednesday noontime feeling hungover just like roadk** that's been runover foodstains necktie ran off my chin i want my blue jeans again i know i'll wear them again why suit up for stuffy places daily shaving our legs and faces funny how this routine erases peace of mind friday whistle how did i make it if i had my way i'd run out naked bangin' pub doors hey let me in give me my blue jeans again i'm getting chilly my friend i want my blue jeans again