Eddie From Ohio - Smoke lyrics

Well I stood at the wall, and the rifles were raised They offered me a last cigarette I said "I don't smoke, can I have something else?" They said, "no, that's all that you get." Now I've been good in life, like a well-meaning saint I've been kindly and gracious to most other folk But I want to get into heaven, well, I need I clean slate So what brand would sweet Jesus smoke? What brand would sweet Jesus smoke, oh Lord What brand would sweet Jesus smoke? If I'm gonna get into heaven please tell me What brand would sweet Jesus smoke? Now my father, he was a pipe man. my mother preferred Cigars. and I picked up most of my second-hand smoke From hanging out at the neighborhood bars Now I'm gonna die, so Lord please send me that savory Heavenly toke. and please make sure that that rolled-up Tobacky is the brand that Jesus would smoke Chorus There are Camels and Benson & Hedges unfiltered Virginia Slim Lights if you preferred filtered Then there are Paul-Malls and the most famous ciggie of all Marlboro the Red-Top cancer stick has a very shiny bu*t and If you ever smoked one, put you in an awful rut Like a chest cold Now my guardian angel appeared unto me He said, "do what I say, son, you won't fail Go ahead and let those executioners light up your smoke Just make sure that you don't inhale." Chorus