I went down town last night, gonna dig a show When I pa**ed a display window of a big department store Well, I looked inside this window Man, all filled up with racks And down there near the bottom was a crazy pair of slacks I gotta have 'em, yeah, well, I need 'em for this cat Well, well, yeah, how can I go cattin' Without crazy pink peg slacks? Well, I walked up to a salesman, I said mister I'm flat broke But I gotta have them pink slacks, he said, "Man, is this a joke?" Well, I asked him how much money He said, "Add up four and eight" He said, "Man, them pants is crazy", them's pink, rayon acetate I gotta have 'em, yeah, well, I need 'em for this cat Well-yeah how can I go cattin' Without crazy pink peg slacks Well, I went to see my baby, asked her for some dough Said well you know I love you honey What you need this money for? Well, I told her about them peggers I found across down town Got a sawbuck from her daddy, yeah, and I turned my Ford around I gotta have 'em, yeah, well, I need 'em for this cat Well, yeah, how can I go cattin' Without crazy pink peg slacks I saved my Ford into a stop, rushed into the store I said, "Man, I got a sawbuck" he said, "You need two bucks more" I said, "Man, can't I charge it?" He said, "Man, we don't get these things for free" I said, "Mister, you just don't realize What these pink peggers mean to me"