Down in the subway, come from a dance Lookin' for a toilet, gonna sh** my pants! Uh uh, uh uh Uh uh, baby uh uh Dig in my pocket, lookin' for a coin All I find is three pennies and a joint! Uh uh, uh uh Uh uh, baby uh uh Out of my skull, kickin' the door I don't have a dime, I'm gonna do it on the floor! Uh uh, uh uh Uh uh, baby uh uh Along come a cop, big as a tent You don't get no sh**, for just three cents! Uh uh, uh uh Uh uh, baby uh uh If I had a nickel, if I had a dime I'd put it in the toilet and I'd sh** all the time! Uh uh, uh uh Uh uh, baby uh uh