Eazy-e - Merry Muthaf**in' Xmas lyrics

[Uncle Dolamite] Come on over hunnie and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss [*kissing Sounds*] well what you want baby? [Baby] Would you tell me a story? [Uncle Dolamite] You want me to tell you a story? [Baby] Hell yeah! [Other Baby] Me too! [Uncle Dolamite] Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story about the bad a** Eazy E he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three listen and listen well he's a bad Muthafu- [Mother] Gimmie that god damn book! here let me read you this one Chrismas in Compton it was a silent night, yes a holy night, until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaf**in' right? [Carolers] Deck the halls with balls of holy tra la la la la la la la la tis the season to be jolly.... [Eazy-E] Merry Chrismas muthaf**a! [*Gun Shots*] Merry muthaf**in' Chrismas and a ho ho ho! while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe now dashin' through the snow in a candy red top 6-4 over the hills I go laughin' at this hoe nuts on rich and rings makin' me feel right oh what fun it is to know that I'm gonna get this p**y tonight so ring them bells, ring them bells shes takin' it all the way oh what fun it is to watch her s** my dick this way hey ring them bells, ring them bells shes takin' it all the way oh what fun it is to nut, while she's s**in' my dick oh yay! tis the season to get busy compton crime lick and I'm smokin' on this stick. [Santa] Ho ho ho come sit on my face I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas ho ho. [Menajahtwa] I want a slay ride a cd player a fifty rum she said slide down the chimney in a pool of cum a VCR on a set with one of those p**no flicks give that to rudolph the red nosed reindeer to that rum like a everlastin' gobstoper give me a hump for his co*k will be a party poppa I dig a ho crack a dough by the north pole I'm havin' f**in' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees yeah you know whats up I said heres some candy canes eat'em up ???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree. [] All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth my two front teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buck Wheat. [Buck wheat] Buck wheat is a waskal that's no Chrismas and all the toys, boys and girls f** ya wishes I got happy over joy in this muthaf**a no indo under my tree so Santa be a s**a ??? when I was young I was the only kid who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let america know that Santa was a fake I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive but all the f**in' bullsh** got played when I was five years oh just stay young, bold datin' singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin' now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth uncle Eazy be the ???? just spread me a leaf little kids don't cry when you find out the Santa Claus is just a f**in' lye. [Eazy-E] On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me three pounds of indo two birds of c**aine and a A muthaf**in' K b**h. [] Eazy-E oh Eazy-E show us how you treat those b**hes I saw mommy f**in' Eazy-E. [Eazy-E] close the door little b**h I'm gettin' these draws. [] I'm a tell my daddy if ya a** don't stop. [Eazy-E] I don't give a f** I'm gettin' chrismas caught ho ho ho and away I go. [] Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho well wheres this ???? [Eazy-E] Shut the f** up b**hes and go back to sleep. [] Yo black what you want for Christmas? yo black I want a job ??? corn on the cob but a n***a will eat them chicken, and chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food whos climbin' in my window smokin' up indo my carin' and high make a high know [*A lot of mumblin'*] Yo black what you want for Christmas? yo black I want some cash so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash. [] a rump pa pump pump a rump pa pump pump [Every One] Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas Merry Muthaf**in' Chrismas and have a f**ed up new year (x4) [Eazy-E] You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!! [Mother] And they all went to prison and lived f**ed up lives ever after The End