Earmint - I'm The lyrics

[Intro: MURS] Attention, all males. Meaning anyone who has a dick and two balls Quit letting these b**hes run game They do not have golden Ipods between their legs It's nothing new, you've seen p**y before Don't give that b**h the time of day, don't let her stress you down f** that b**h! [MURS] I'm the type to ask a b**h, "What kind of draws you got on?" And you know you dead wrong if you don't say a thong Unless you got Care Bears, Powder Puff, Voltron Look, hold on, wait, look Don't get mad I got the k** Bill bootleg waitin' at the pad I'm just tryin' not to hit you with that everyday drag Look your a** aiight and your tits don't sag You're not the finest girl here so you should be glad That I've givin' conversation Look, enough with the waitin' miss It's the new millennium Ain't nobody datin' No time for concentratin' Study long, study wrong Plus your buddy over there? Comin' onto me strong (I'll be right there) I'm more serious than your late period And if it ain't s** then I'm really not hearin' it I know I look good, breath smellin' like spearmint Fresh fade fresh shades Plus the Pro Keds is furious [Hook: MURS] - x2 This could be your lucky night If you play your cards right So go ahead and say you will I ain't tryin' to hear you might I'm the type to ask a b**h, "What kind of draws you got on?" And if you ain't feelin' that (b**h) Then it's time to move on [Anacron] You wanna be a co*k tease but I got these Jibs to get between your knock knees Tryin' to be a lady, twat please I spot these and make these harlot hot and fast like Schlotskys Funny but serious So I wanna experience Those puffy lips livin' at your b**bies are they real? Don't get offended You talkin' to the hottest n***a here And you just barely rate a notch below splendid I'm never long winded The only effort expended Was just enough to let you know an invitation is extended Natural juices and proteins to be blended Hit the juice bar and juice a star and hell shake the spot Twats, c*nts and puss I gots months to push These babies catch a whiff of me And hot stuff will gush Cause I smell hella good Crotch hair shaved silly Pootie Tangin' b**hes like "Better shave my dilly" [Hook] - x2