E.M.G/Evan G - Storytelling Pt. 1 lyrics

Verse 1: Now Let me tell a story about jack and jill Not the ordinary tale, jack was hunting for some tail Driving through the neighborhood, tryna see whats good Tryna chop up a female and serve some wood Jack was cruisin in a brand new mercedes Shining like a diamond, he sees a hoe eyeing Pulled up on the curb, got her attention Sparked a conversation, main thought is mating The girl was stacked, from front to back Gotta thank grandmas soul food for that He asked her name, she said “jill” Licked her lips slow, he pondered if she had a sk** That was similar to licking on a lollipop Wondered if she give the kinda top to make a brothas toes pop Proceeded to converse, he asked for the digits She put em in his phone, he asked when they could kick it She seemed intrigued, responded by saying this weekend and She kept on flirting, in his ride she was bending Over, cleavage visible, irresistible To any mans eyes, her chest and thighs Asked her what time should he pull up to the crib She said about 1, then the convo was done The weekend came, s** on his brain Not trying to refrain, tryna leave the kitten slain Now jack didn't pack no hats for lil jack Didn't think much of the risk, if just bare-backed He got to her house, everything went as planned Pulled out the branch, intentions to expand Got what he came for, thought everything was ok Till he woke up one morning, monday or tuesday He went to take a piss, felt a burning sensation Now he's one of the over 100 million of this nation Verse 2: Heres another story, a different situation But like the last story, it has to do with mating One day this guy was on the bus, which one? It was the five or 19, but lets get back to the scene The bus stops, then a thick dime piece Hops on, pays, then goes to find her seat She must been medusa, cause he turned into stone By the way she was built, you could tell she was grown Lemme fast forward, cause i don't wanna waste time Dont wanna bore you with a long storyline He approached with confidence and straight swagger Believing he can bag her and eventually tag her Just like the last, his main focus was a** As he started chopping game, no other thoughts was in his brain So they came up with a date and time he can come over to her house Make the bed like a zapp track and bounce So the day comes around, up wakes the hound Gets fresh, thens heads to the house, which is northbound Fast forward, they both in the house Its 20 minutes in, and he's wearing it out They hear a car pull up, she hops off the stick Looks out the window, she says “oh sh**” She says “you gotta leave”, he asks “whats going on?” She said “you gotta get out now, my momma is home” They started to get dressed, heart rates speeding up She's panicking, telling him “come on, hurry up” They hear the keys jiggle, the door unlocking Both hearts knocking damn near stopping Time is running out, what the f** they gon do? Thought for a second, then he got a clue He got his sh**, then told her a** “peace” Climbed out her window, sh** thats the end yo!