E-dubble - The Dude lyrics

With a hand in my pocket, my jambox is knockin' Sixteen spitter, no quitter, I'm locked in Get away with murder, you're Cochran Who plays OJ? I call not him Not lifeless - biteless, no co*kin' White verse is twisted like Top Spin Hope for the best, prep for that pop sh** I'm unconscious, you're just mindless I'm mindful, rhyming on time It's appropriate when I yield to that dime I'm fine, she's fine, chug two beer steins Coitus sounds neat, leave clothes behind So nuts, my fresh is jammed up, bandana collection is straight up, ugh! I'm sick, I spit the bird flu Introduction time, you wanna meet this dude? [Hook:] Who are you? (What?) I'm the dude! (Who?) I'm the dude (What?) I'm a dude (Yeah?) I'm the dude home breezy, I spit it 'til it's lights out, if you feel the same, say it right now Who are you? (What?) I'm the dude! (Who?) I'm the dude (What?) I'm a dude (Yeah?) I'm the dude little lady, and I could be your dude If you feel the same, then you're cool My bread's not sweet, I believe it's not bu*ter But who the f** cares, compared to no other Your shutter speed's slow, no flow, just stutters Put yourself next to me, I'm Scatman Crothers Bee-ba-doo-dop, call Sally Struthers You need a new job, you've blown you cover I'm after the thighs like Suzanne Somers To the point where the ladies try to break my rubbers, what? That unfortunate, my spit keeps burning, I'm scorching it This beat's had enough, yep, I tortured it About to go numb, that darn morphine drip Old school, my game got no rules Some food for thought, I got brain and whole foods Pro tools is how I pay dues Stay away from fakes, I don't drink the O'Douls [Hook] These brand new cats with these real cool beats Synthesize ba** lines 'til they sound real mean I ain't hating homeboy, I can move my feet All I'm saying is I was chopping samples at sixteen With my Doctor sample, my 3-0-3 Trust me, it didn't sound nothing like 3Oh!3 Became a spitter when I couldn't find an MC Now I do it all, go hard, two cribs, no renting [Hook]