E-40 - Dirty Deeds lyrics

"40-h2o, i got a few ends, can we do some kind of business mate?" It depends on how much you wanna spend And how much profit i'm gon' make What's the crazy? sellin half a kezy, right now they go for eight But you know we in the middle of a drought playboy, So tomorrow might be too late Prices keep on elevatin, Escalatin and fluctuatin like oprah winfrey's weight Hesitatin, eliminatin competitor's competition out the gate Peruvian flake, cotton candy yams and highway 5 About an estimated four-and-a-half hour drive, let me go Na na, can't do that, too dangerous, too young Back off, it's a commotion, might even swallow your tongue How?!? i'll tell ya later, hop your a** in this kezy Where we headed? venice beach Gotta go pick up our greasy ex-po po martial arts expert Money on grip and desperate, nuttin to be reckoned with I tell you motherf**ers she's a fool Damn she sound like a f**in nut Let's bust her potna and get the f** We smoke trees and slang ki's, off the f**in e's Livin life as a criminal doin a bunch of dirty deeds (look here) We smoke trees and slang ki's, off the f**in e's Livin life as a criminal doin a bunch of dirty deeds (whatcha do?) Doin a bunch of dirty deeds It ain't gon' be no cakewalk, so whatever ya do don't talk Others been sufficed to triangular markers with numbers on em And bodies outlined in chalk Bodies outlined in chalk, triangular markers with numbers on em And bodies outlined in chalk Call them organs, call my lawyer while you're at it Tell my gal get that dope up out the attic We ism, i caught the po-po tryin ta spoil it Too much narcotics to be flushin down the toilet These b**hes talkin bout some sh** i never knew about Some sh** i never heard, some sh** that i could sue about Knew i was in pittsburgh promotin a charity concert wit my weep And luckily a motherf**er like me Had enough common sense to keep the receipt 35th and room service Buffalo wings and bleu cheese dressing, caesar salad A gla** of wine and lots of s**in, don't you doubt it 25 percent bookworm, 150 percent street smart Makin business, accusations only reach a start We smoke trees and slang ki's, off the f**in e's Livin life as a criminal doin a bunch of dirty deeds (watcha do?) We smoke trees and slang ki's, off the f**in e's Livin life as a criminal doin a bunch of dirty deeds (uhh) Doin a bunch of dirty deeds As soon as i could walk i'd cooked up bout half a meal ticket At the age of 17 years old f**in em up like that Ovulatin in the kettle loft cos i kept watchin the game I'd fall in the yard Operation desperation, go get your fetti, Daddy slingin n***as who off In front of the liquor store tryin to get somebody To buy me a bottle and a pack of newports So that a motherf**er can up-chuck on the teacher When i get to school, restricted So move up out of the cla**room, better yet after school to diss this Hella quick tip, wit extra manners, tie your a** up wit the phone cord Duct tape your mouth, talk to your a** in spanish Describe me voice, like me no speak no english Take me razorblade and get to choppin at your fingers Straight k**ers new to my squadron My deuce don't even know that's on my squadron's back Godzilla ballers, a juvenile with damn man respect Craze up off the set, pistol whippin negroes wit my tek Nina millimetre heater, heavy metal wet Crushin heads and snappin necks, causin nosebleeds A 150 percent street n***a about dem dirty deeds We smoke trees and slang ki's, off the f**in e's Livin life as a criminal doin a bunch of dirty deeds (whatcha do?) We smoke trees and slang ki's, off the f**in e's Livin life as a criminal doin a bunch of dirty deeds (whatcha do?) Doin a bunch of dirty deeds *repeat x3*