I'm 17 But I'm not a legal man I'm left to puzzle out your adult world The best way I can I can't look to you, A world clawing for security If I have to be like that I'll keep my immaturity You pay more for insurance costs Minor one day, man the next A whole new twist in a well-worn text Buy guns, have s** It helps cover the shaft As an added bonus Look forward to the draft You pay more for insurance risks But for now I'm 17 And I salute your mixed up laws The more I look The more I laugh at all the flaws Don't take a chance on me, society Make sure I can't buy booze I don't want it anyway So guess what, guys You lose