I'm your next worst thing Could be your best nightmare I'm a lot of things Like a flaming queer You say I'm second to none, like I ain't second best You say I'm second to none, a cut above the rest You say I'm second to none-- But I'm still second to one I'm your next best fling Your consolation prize I hear your frequency Got demons in your eyes You say I'm second to none, like I ain't second best You say I'm second to none, a cut above the rest You say I'm second to none-- But I'm still second to one One of those girls