Dyaz the Bringer of Love n Peace - Tuesday December 25, 2012 lyrics

[Hook: Ariana Grande] Ariana, bish n***as said Lemmy and Dyaz had to come hard on this song Well, guess what, bish It's harder for the two luv-u-ma-lives to cum soft Belee dat, bish [Verse 1: Lemson aka Lemson] Maboo wanted to make me a mod, instead I became God I'm bout to k** this sh**, Amanda Todd Ridin ponies on the freeway while bumping dat new Mike Jones Stole 15 mil from Maboo and bought a Jeep in a bright tone Incest is my interest I got insects, I got big checks My rims flex and I get Sims' head Catch me in your living room making guacamole on Doomsday Taking a sh** in your dog's bed, while watching p**n and playing Runescape I buy my music legally from The Pirate Bay I'm all about gold and booty, I'm a pirate today Shoutout to Blake Griffin, I fux wit the Clippers Shoutout to the solar system, dat star the Little Dipper Dyaz asked me to hop on this track I said "okay" Bosco asked to hop on this track and we both said "no way" Hayden Pantierre lookin s**y in dat movie I seen her in my dreams once and she said that she'll do me Santa hat, v-neck, no pants on I'm flexin I came on my phone, call that sh** s**tin This one for the 420 blaze noodles dreamin Shoutout to them foreigners, smokin that SWEEDen Rap Game Mike Miller's greasy a** hair Shoutout to Dr.Doofenshmirtz, I fux wit dat evil lair Got my 3 eyes open like Tien Last bar of the verse, THE END Long Live Lemson [Hook] [Verse 2: Dyaz] 'Xclusive No Klono beat cause he tha 'X-homie 'Xaggerating 'Xcept when I 'Xpress styles like ma 'Xmas pony 'Xpanding my relish cause that beef be tha bes 'Xtra 1s in ma pocket cuz I'm fleXxXing for 'Xmas 'Xhausted dick on ma lap cuz the bandz a make her wasted 'X to the Z: 'Xhibition of my body cuz I put the X in X-rated 'Xhale when Ariana's laying on me cuz I gotta stay alive 'Xpecially if she on ma dick cuz I'mma f** her and all that jive 'Xit through the 'Xit, sun, that sh**'s too mainstream, belee dat 'Xile your 'Xistance, if I gotta do that, with my lazerbeam, belee dat 'Xpect me to enter her through the front and 'Xit through the back 'Xo'Xo, ma dick so hard, she wants it to muhf**in break her neck [Verse 3: M'Balls] I'm a farmer, I'll farm ya, no chance of leaving unharmed No guns allowed, cut of ya arms, leaving ya unarmed [Verse 4 and 5: Detective Northstars & Detective Piozon] Now introducing, the deducing lucid private eye Vanilla fly guy, already met today's pirate spy Cookin' up your favorite rapper like gyros, here goes Play with the GOAT stole the horns, no heroes merely zeros Don't f** with feds, yet fanatically finding villains Civil flow so stale had to scrape off the penicillin Chase that cheddar, better smell a rat in this who*e house Could find a clue in a haystack, payback little mouse It's the Maltese Falcon, roaming the Scarlet Street Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, my Vertigos on the leap Call me Ace Holmes, the Great Mouse detective A key part in the Chinatown doomsayers collective One wrong step, you heading for The Long Sleep Look at Mississippi Burning down on the creek d**h on the Nile, someone k**ed Roger Rabbit I'll find the truth, so crazy; im straight jacket Me and my partner ain't never gonna stumble You're alibi is a step away from its final crumble! [Outro] Swag Bish